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Old 11-01-2015, 12:41 PM
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Default New Medicare Plan, Part G

. This is very important and you should be aware of this !

NEW MEDICARE PART G - NURSING HOME PLAN
Say you are an older senior citizen and can no longer take care of yourself and the government says there is no Nursing Home care available for you. So, what do you do? You opt for Medicare Part G. The plan gives anyone 75 or older a gun (Part G) and one bullet. You are allowed to shoot one worthless politician. This means you will be sent to prison for the rest of your life where you will receive three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating and air conditioning, cable TV, a library, and all the Health Care you need. Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? That's great. Need a hearing aid, new hip, knees, kidney, lungs, sex change, or heart? They are all covered! As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you at least as often as they do now!

And, who will be paying for all of this? The same government that just told you they can't afford for you to go into a nursing home. And you will get rid of a useless politician while you are at it. And now, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any more income taxes! Is this a great country or what? Now that you have solved your senior financial plan, enjoy the rest of your week!

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Old 11-01-2015, 05:53 PM
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If such a thing were ever to happen, certain people of the Political persuasion had better start watching their backs.
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I've read about Medicare G. Interesting!!!
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Considering this country's history of political assassinations and attempted assassinations, not very funny.
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Thanks for the laugh. I would rob a bank, whether you get away with the cash or not you're still set for life. And you don't run the risk of getting politician splatter all over your clothes. George Burns had a movie like that, Going In Style.
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Old 11-02-2015, 07:09 AM
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Actually I thought the bullet was commit suicide I like the politician part.
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